just as girls sometimes hold their boobs because boobs, sometimes guys hold their balls because balls.
so I’m buying my textbooks online (I’m a music major) and this is how this one’s title was shortened:
um this isn’t what I signed up for, I think there’s been a misunderstanding…
hey guys I finally got my textbook
when I die, there’ll be no crying at my funeral.
because everyone will be required to wear these hats.
